Jess, 16, British

Shawol, Exotic and BABY.

Self-Proclaimed Nerd and Book Lover.

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Posted: 3 weeks ago ● 86,305 notesReblog

alfredont:

THIS IS THE WHOLE PLOT TO MEAN GIRLS AND I DIDNT G ET IT UNTIL NOW. THANK YOU RACHAEL

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Posted: 3 weeks ago ● 94,415 notesReblog

lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

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Posted: 3 weeks ago ● 196,669 notesReblog

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

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Posted: 3 weeks ago ● 849,840 notesReblog

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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Posted: 3 weeks ago ● 28,877 notesReblog

jaclcfrost:

90% of the characters i love

  • are assholes
  • are dead
  • are both an asshole and dead

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Posted: 3 weeks ago ● 16 notesReblog

taemineige:

140907 Gimpo Airport - Taemin
cr: ITAEM

Posted: 3 weeks ago ● 174,592 notesReblog

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

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Thanks satan.

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Posted: 3 weeks ago ● 267,216 notesReblog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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Posted: 3 weeks ago ● 760,392 notesReblog

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

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Posted: 3 months ago ● 236,675 notesReblog

gerardgayofficial:

not-awh0re:

drarna:

mageyoulook:

the tears of laughter I cry are real.

this truly is the best post on tumblr

"Well, what I’m I gonna do now? I’ve got your face tattooed on my arm!"

'idk, give him angry eyebrows or something.'

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Posted: 5 months ago ● 2,442 notesReblog

taekai:

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Posted: 5 months ago ● 220,185 notesReblog

Send me a number and I’ll tell you my unpopular opinion. 

1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
2.
A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
3.
A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.
4.
A hobby you “don’t get”.
5.
A habit you find disgusting.
6.
Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
7. Your favorite household chore.
8.
Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
9.
PC or MAC?
10.
A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
11.
A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
12.
Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
13.
Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
14.
A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
15.
A habit you have that other people bug you over.
16.
Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
17.
The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
18.
A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.
19.
A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
20.
Free rant on whatever you want.

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Posted: 5 months ago ● 35,876 notesReblog

k3nj1litt:

the beauty we learn behind this aweful tragedy from the young pure souls

  1. a boy give his life jacket and give all his life to help his classmate… he die as a hero on his birthday
  2. a young selfless ship attendant help distribute life jackets to passenger and stay behind until her last breath
  3. a 6 years old brother who give his life jacket to his 5 years old sister and wispher comfort even his fate is still unknown
  4. a student who yell for rescuer to take a small child from his arms even the ferry is sinking and he still on it

either u’re gone or safe or still missing my thought and pray goes for you…may your soul rest in peace and hope miracles exist so u can be with your love again and be safe…

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Posted: 5 months ago ● 8,558 notesReblog

'깝 으르렁 ft. Kris’s jacket’

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Posted: 5 months ago ● 6,043 notesReblog

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